February 2012
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Combined forces.
“And concerning the resurrection of the dead, have you not read what was said to you by God: ‘I am the God of Abraham and the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob’? He is not God of the dead but of the living.”
Matthew 22:31 and 22:32.
“The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles, but to...
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Under no circumstances should a middle-aged man say “I’m outtie!”.
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I feel dirty for thinking Hex from Skylanders is hot.
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I finally got Dr. Pepper jelly beans today. My god, it’s like a fucksplosion of Dr. Pepper in my mouth.
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If I could be any character from the Street Fighter series, I’d be Chun-Li so I could just stare at myself in the mirror all day.
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Today at work, someone asked me if I’m Asian. I told them, “no, I’m just really tired”.
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Little things that irritate people for some reason...
Referring to Johnny Depp as ‘John Depp’ or ‘Johnathan Depp’. This drives people crazy for some reason, and I make sure to always do it when talking about his movies.
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I just got hate mail from someone about my review of an iPod case. They didn’t like that I said it was “tighter than a nun”.
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January 2012
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The highlight of my day: some guy asking me if I’d play him in Tekken at the mini-arcade, to which I replied “no, I only play good fighting games”. He looked heartbroken. I think I could hear “I choo-choo-choose you!” somewhere in the distance…
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It feels weird showing my Intel badge to the register person at McDonalds to get a 10% discount. I feel like they’re going to give me a special nod, hit a button on the register, and then the entire back kitchen opens up to lead to a giant Play Place area with strobe lights and Aphex Twin constantly playing.
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I'm not homophobic, but...
‘just watched Top Gun for the first time in years tonight. Man, there’s gay porn out there that isn’t as gay as this movie.
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