February 2012
30 posts
16 tags
Feb 28th
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24 tags
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
5 notes
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Combined forces.
“And concerning the resurrection of the dead, have you not read what was said to you by God: ‘I am the God of Abraham and the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob’? He is not God of the dead but of the living.” Matthew 22:31 and 22:32. “The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles, but to...
Feb 24th
21 tags
Feb 24th
3 notes
16 tags
Feb 23rd
3 notes
25 tags
Feb 21st
18 tags
Under no circumstances should a middle-aged man say “I’m outtie!”.
Feb 21st
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I feel dirty for thinking Hex from Skylanders is hot.
Feb 19th
1 note
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Feb 19th
1 note
22 tags
Feb 18th
3 notes
9 tags
I finally got Dr. Pepper jelly beans today. My god, it’s like a fucksplosion of Dr. Pepper in my mouth.
Feb 17th
20 tags
Feb 16th
1 note
Feb 16th
2,277 notes
21 tags
If I could be any character from the Street Fighter series, I’d be Chun-Li so I could just stare at myself in the mirror all day.
Feb 14th
12 tags
Feb 13th
18 tags
Feb 12th
1 note
21 tags
Feb 12th
11 notes
23 tags
Feb 12th
6 notes
14 tags
Feb 11th
2 notes
14 tags
Today at work, someone asked me if I’m Asian. I told them, “no, I’m just really tired”.
Feb 10th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
2 notes
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Feb 5th
5 notes
12 tags
Little things that irritate people for some reason...
Referring to Johnny Depp as ‘John Depp’ or ‘Johnathan Depp’. This drives people crazy for some reason, and I make sure to always do it when talking about his movies.
Feb 4th
1 note
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Feb 4th
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I just got hate mail from someone about my review of an iPod case. They didn’t like that I said it was “tighter than a nun”.
Feb 4th
1 note
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Feb 2nd
197 notes
January 2012
28 posts
15 tags
Jan 31st
1 note
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The highlight of my day: some guy asking me if I’d play him in Tekken at the mini-arcade, to which I replied “no, I only play good fighting games”. He looked heartbroken. I think I could hear “I choo-choo-choose you!” somewhere in the distance…
Jan 29th
22 tags
Jan 28th
3 notes
14 tags
Jan 26th
130 notes
6 tags
Jan 25th
2,078 notes
7 tags
It feels weird showing my Intel badge to the register person at McDonalds to get a 10% discount. I feel like they’re going to give me a special nod, hit a button on the register, and then the entire back kitchen opens up to lead to a giant Play Place area with strobe lights and Aphex Twin constantly playing.
Jan 23rd
8 tags
Jan 23rd
26 tags
Jan 22nd
19 tags
Jan 22nd
1 note
9 tags
Jan 22nd
18 notes
18 tags
Jan 21st
21 notes
19 tags
Jan 21st
6 notes
18 tags
I'm not homophobic, but...
‘just watched Top Gun for the first time in years tonight. Man, there’s gay porn out there that isn’t as gay as this movie.
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
9 notes
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Jan 19th
18 notes
9 tags
Jan 16th
8 notes
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Jan 16th
4 notes
14 tags
Jan 15th
7 tags
Jan 15th
38 notes
15 tags
Jan 14th